Monday, October 6, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

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does anyone know how i can add pictures and videos and hoo ha and spectacle to my bloggggggg page?

anyone?

boys?

i am a technically challenged girl.

i tried to use a table saw one time. disaster.

cirque saw. terrifying.

miter saw. oh god. the shame.

you might ask yourself, "why is she comparing adding pictures to her blog to a variety of saws?" good question. i have no idea.

i need a new apartment that is conducive to my writing and staring aimlessly out the window.

however, if i had this i would also need one (or five) perfectly bearded french boyfriend(s) to sneak up behind me and give me tea or flowers or books and a kiss on the cheek, while i went back to writing and he made me dinner. because all french men cook. well. like it's their job. obviously. i, on the other hand, am not much of a cook, but i aim to be. perhaps one day i shall cook for you...